It's 2:15am and it just started randomly raining hard. I'm on my way back home from my friends house. We were watching shutter island but I already watched it so I left in the middle of it. I'm a minute away from my house. All that's left is a left turn and I'm on westbriar road. It's raining and I'm going 40 in a 30mph zone. Just barely speeding. I see blue lights flashing behind me. eff. Now you need to understand the situation I'm in right now so let me give you a flashback.
11:30AM: I just finished the STAT 250 final. It was decent. I think I got at least a B on it so I'm satisfied. I go to JC. Chill a little. Then at 1:15pm, I leave to get a haircut.
1:40PM: I pick up my friend jimmy from NoVA to go get lunch and to keep me company while I get my haircut. Get to the hair salon Shanel at 2PM. Lady tells me she has an appointment at 2PM. I didn't bother to make an appointment. I tell her I'll go eat lunch and come back at 3PM. She says perfect. Eat lunch at popeyes with jimmy and get my haircut. Ended up costing 25 dollars. Most expensive haircut I've had in my life but I liked how it turned out so I'm satisfied.
5PM: Get to school, go to JC, get people to go play basketball at the RACC.
9PM: Finish balling. Sucked ass. Missed every three in 5v5 games. Sucked ass. Played the freshmens 3v3 for drinks. Ended up owing them +2 drinks. Had to buy cookie Freshens and Doh arizona green tea. -6$. WTF.
9:15PM: Everyone decided to go eat at Illmee buffet for the late night special of $11.95. Got there at 9:50 but the lady made us wait 10 minutes to eat. Pissed us off. Just 10 minutes early wtf.
10PM: Walk into Illmee for the second time. My phone and everyone elses phone clearly says 10:00PM. Walk in. Lady points to her old, circular, battery clock that is off by 5 minutes and says we have to wait longer. Scammed.
10:05PM: Finally walk in and zergling rush the sushi. Got an entire plate of sushi because they stop making it at 10 so its first come first serve. Ended up eating 69 pieces of sushi to get the max value out of the 11.95 but ended up getting bloated.
10:10PM: I was full. Couldn't eat anymore. Everyone called me "minus EV" and told me I was a Buffet Fish. Pissed me off but it was true. I can't eat very much. Had to sit there and watch everyone enjoy their meal while I was sitting, miserable and too full to even have a bite of anything.
11:00PM: Waited. They are finally done eating. We walk outside of Illmee and just talk a little. Topic of a Movie titled Pirates came up. I didn't believe it existed. Thought of it as a sick bluff. It's real. Wikipedia it. Decided to go to Choi's house and go watch a movie.
11:30PM: Get to the house and go down stairs. Turn on Netflix on XBOX and search through movies to watch. Surprisingly, Pirates was on the list and was about to watch it when we got scammed. It was DVD rental only. Too much scam for one day. I take out my wallet, keys, and cellphone out of my pocket and put it into my backpack. I take off my jeans because it was very hot in the house. I am wearing just a shirt, socks, and boxers. It felt much more comfortable with boxers on. Felt breezy and nice. Keep in mind that I just played basketball for 4 hours and haven't showered since.
12:00AM: I'm very irritated because the 8 of us couldn't come to a decision on what movie to watch for 30 minutes. Just continued to look through the list of movies until Shutter Island came up and everyone started decided to watch that movie. I already know the ending so I didn't want to watch it again. But I didn't complain because everyone else seemed to want to watch it.
1:45AM: Movie is still boring as hell. I'm half way through it. Decide to just go home. Say bye to everyone and head out. Walk outside without my jeans on. Who cares? It was 1:45AM. No ones going to see it. Take my keys out of my backpack and throw the backpack back into my trunk. Start the engine and start driving.
*Climax*
2:05AM: Driving on 123, towards my house. Most of the lights are flashing yellow. I see from a distance one light that isn't blinking and instead is Green. I'm going 40MPH when I'm supposed to be going 30. The green light suddenly turns yellow. I'm in a tricky spot right now. If this was broad day light, 100% of the time I would slow down and stop. But this was 2:05AM. If I sped up super fast, I would still be running a red light, but barely. I speed up like crazy but for some odd reason, I immediately break before the light turned red. I was scared of cops.
2:10AM: I'm literally a minute away from home. One left turn and I'm there. Still on 123. All of a sudden I see flashing blue lights. WTF. WTF. The left turn is about 20 feet away. I know for a fact that I've been going 40mph consistently for the past 5 minutes so I saw no reason for him to wait this long to pull me over. Clearly a scam. I drive 20 more feet, take the left turn towards my house, and pull over. Cop follows right behind.
2:15AM: It's raining hard randomly. It was perfect weather 5 minutes ago. Damn. I pull down my window, keep my hand on the steering wheel and watch the cop come to my window. He asks for my license and registration. I tell him my wallet is in my backpack in the trunk. He tells me to go get it. I grab the handle to open my door and in that second I realized that I am not wearing pants. FUCK. Tricky spot. I open the door with confidence and head towards my opened trunk. He asks in a very tricky, confused, and mocking voice "Why aren't you wearing pants?!?". Tricky man.
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